Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Baltimore Musings

So I'm back on the bike, and my route from home to work (and back) takes me through parts of Wild Wild East Baltimore..it's a sobering ride (not that I start off wasted!), and one that makes me re-wake and realize how difficult the living conditions are for many of the city's residents. Many people are familiar with the stats - Baltimore always seems to rank in the top 10 of dangerous cities with over 100,000 residents, the television coming out of Baltimore consists mainly of crime/murder/drug drama (although Homicide, The Corner, and The Wire are all fantastic programs), and the city has a reputation as the heroin capital of the US.
However, it really is striking to ride through block after block of boarded up houses, decaying subsiized housing, tons of trash and broken glass.

The city is experiencing sort of a rebirth - home values are skyrocketing, people are m0ving back into the downtown area, DC residents are starting to buy houses around the train station, there is a whole organization dedicated to the pursuit of city living, and the city has a serious budget surplus this fiscal year. I love living in the city, so the above paragraph is not intended to be a scathing dis on Charm City. However, biking through the 'hoods, seeing the living conditions up close and in slower motion than as viewed from a car, is an eyeopening experience - and I've been a Baltimore City resident on and off for 20+ years!

Roni and I are constantly wrestling with schools issue now that we have two young'uns - if we were to stay in the Baltimore area would we remain in the city? And if so, where would we live, and where would send the boys to school? We'd love to live in a diverse, architecturally compelling area with some green space, but are no brave that we want to relocate to a frontier neighborhood, either.




What a Great Record!

Notice I said record, even though I have a CD version and MP3's of the songs on Dinosaur (Jr's) You're Living All Over Me - despite my concessions to modern technology, one of my prized vinyl possessions is the vinyl version of the original Dinosaur (pre-Jr) pressing on the almighty '80s label SST. The band was forced to change their name to Dinosaur Jr. , when some perhaps Vanilla Fudge or other '70s "dinsoaur band" cover outfit threatened to sue. I'm hoping this plus some of my other vinyl prizes (Buttholes Surfers LPs on Touch and Go, for example) will prove to be great investments and put Micah and Emmet through college..
But enough of my T. Rowe Price like musings..back to the album. I'm rediscovering this record, and what an unbelievable rock record this is , one of my faves, up there with Funhouse by the Stooges, Damaged by the almighty Black Flag, and Master of Reality by the once almighty Sabbath..
ostensibly coming out in the late '80s hardcore period, this is an album with songs that both recognize the impact of hardcore, but aren't afraid to show stoner rock influences, nor emo passion.

While critics initally classified the guitar sound on this record as an extension of Neil Young's freakouts in Crazy Horse, I disagree - the guitar sounds on this album succesfuly merge pre-grunge sludge ala Sabbath with insane guitar freakouts, punk riffing and REM-like passages. And then there are J Mascis's vocals to tend with - off key warblings, with occasional screams, and lyrics that bare his soul. I'm thinking "In a Jar" is the best example of all 3 of these influences in a 3 minute burst..the part where the song turns heavy, right before it goes into an all-out effects laden solo is perfect.
If you don't have this record get a copy - borrow it from me, steal it on Soulseek or order a reissue from Merge Records. (who have also reissued their first album originally on Homestead, and Bug originally on SST)

Sunday, April 24, 2005

Weekend Review

So its Sunday, and cold and rainy so I’ll give the weekend wrap-up.

We’ve tried to start a tradition of going to a restaurant every Friday, all four of us. We found that the Golden West Café in Hampden is not only family friendly, but has a lot of things Roni can eat and enjoy given her dairy and soy restricted diet. So of course there must be a catch – the last time we went with Micah he got freaked by a large near dot-matrix quality reproduction of the Mona Lisa that hangs on one of the walls – he keeps referring to it as the “man he doesn’t like at the restaurant”. We tried to convince him to go if we sat away from the man, but even mere mention of the picture caused a pre-meltdown. So we decided to Cafe Hon instead – Micah seemed very excited about going to another restaurant, but so soon as we walked in the place he saw a life size statue of Elvis holding a guitar and got freaked out again. This was a facsimile of the thin Elvis - who knows how Micah would have reacted to the 300 lb lamb chop sideburns having, peanut butter and bacon eating, Elvis who died on the can?. So we vacated the place and decided to order carryout instead. Word to the wise - refrain from ordering Vietnamese style food from an Italian restaurant - Pho Primavera? more like faux Pho, thats all I have to say about that.


On Saturday we arose early ready to take on the day – we had big plans in store, including a trip to the Waverly farmers market and a birthday party for one of Micah’s classmates, Liam. We went to the farmers market, but it was kind of rainy so the vendor count was kind of low. We hopped back into the big grey car and headed off to the Lauraville neighborhood for Liam’s 3rd birthday. We got to Liam’s house and Roni and I immediately had a case of house envy. The house is a two story bungalow, with four spacious rooms on the first floor including a large kitchen, and a large and inviting front porch. Our envy increased as we eventually made our way to the spacious back deck overlooking a very nice, but manageable size wise backyard. I’m kind of a real estate nerd anyway, and I read the listings every Sunday, but this place made me want to call an agent right away and start a search.

Anyways, the party was off the hook – Kim and Cathy, Liam’s parents went all out for the affair. Not only was there serious pre-party far to munch on (including Dunkin Donuts munchkins), but pizza was the main entrée, accompanied by a fantastic green salad and a really fresh fruit salad (yummy yummy!). A lot of Micah and Liam’s classmates and parents came, as well as other friends and Liam and his moms. I spent a lot of time hanging out with a really cool woman from DC – I was excited to talk DC with her as I moved to Baltimore from DC about 5 years ago, but still have a place in my heart for it. Turns out she works for a non-profit that is working on a master-transportation plan for DC (subways, buses, bike friendly routes) and also does affordable housing issues – two things I’m into. She also took a liking to Emmet and held him for the better part of an hour. The party climaxed with some serious cake and ice cream, and then the meltdowns started to escalate in frequency. We headed home to get Micah a nap, but took a detour to check out some of the houses in the area – what a cool neighborhood. We love our house now, but it’s a rowhouse, not end-of-group, and we are really jealous of everyone who has four walls of windows. If we knew that we’d be staying in Baltimore after Roni and I finish our degrees we’d probably be on the house hunt right now – but given that we could move to another city in 2ish years , we are holding off for the moment.

Saturday night I grilled to old skool way, with charcoal, drank a few Sierra Nevadas, ad watched a bit of head banger’s ball.

Sunday arrived and it was a cold (like 45 degree) start to a day that actually never warmed up. We tried to go to the park in the morning, but as predicted it was too cold. We headed out to the B and O Railroad museum, as we are members, to take in some trains. Micah loves trains. For some reason he insisted on bringing his new Bob the Builder umbrella with him, and was very upset when we wouldn’t let him open it in the car. He was somewhat appeased when we let him carry the fully opened umbrella through the parking lot of the museum, and he looked really cute, almost like he was using it as a parasol to protect his fair skin as it was quite sunny at this point in the day. We checked out some model trains and then went straight into the roundhouse to check out the historical collection of engines and cabooses. Two years ago the roof of the roundhouse collapsed during a snowstorm, and them museum just reopened in November 2004. The new roof is a serious marvel of civil engineering, well worth checking out live or searching out photos online.

So we frolic through the roundhouse, going on the trains that we allowed to go on, and then head outside to check out a large model train. It was freezing, or felt like it, but Micah insisted on staying amidst the elements for about 15 minutes. We then basked again in the warmth of the roundhouse, and I had a celebrity sighting of sorts, Baltimore musician-poet-tattoo artist- Jew’s harp improviser and Lungfish lead singer Daniel Higgs. This guy is the real deal and an incredible front man - I've had the pleasure of seeing Lungfish about 4 times in the past 15 or so years and they always put on a trance inducing, mesmerizing show.

So we finish up at the railroad museum, get back in the car, and Micah says something that niether Roni or I can hear well enough to understand. We ask him what he just said and he replies "I was talking to Bob the Builder". I ask "what did you say to Bob", and Micah replies "I told him he can't play ball because he's an umbrella". Words of wisdom on which to end the weekend wrapup.

Friday, April 22, 2005

Bling-spiration

Now almost fully recovered from my bout with the bike two days ago, I'm taking time to reflect on the damage done to my 2 front teeth -
before, I saw this as a dental disaster, but now I see this as an aesthetic opportunity!
For example, I could get the gold put in just like my idol Flavor Flav, or go all out and get platinum like the Cash Money crew, or the late ODB (aka Dirt McGirt aka Big Baby Jesus.)

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Ouch!

Yesterday I fell head over heels -
off my bike that is. Stupid me, I have a coil style lock - instead of sequestering it away in my backpack I put it on the left handlebar and rode away.
Later, while trying to slow down on a hill, I applied the brake - or as it turned out, the back brake only, as the front brake level on the handlebar was functionally blocked in its range of motion by my lock - and went over the front.
I gotta say, the worst part was the second of anticipation before hitting the ground, although that part sucked as well. A kind Samaritan in a SUV stopped to check on me - he said he was a first aid expert, and after looking over me gave me the thumbs up. My lip was bleeding, as well as my left hand which was also swollen - and my left knee was scraped up.
So I did the 4 block or show walk of shame from my accident site to home trying to put on a stoic face - but man was I in pain. And something didn't feel right with my front top teeth. A trip to the mirror at home reveled I had chipped m front two teeth -
man dentists love me, even my non-decaying teeth give them business!
Roni and Micah and Emmet took good care of me, and although I'm in pain today I feel much better.

On a more exciting note, I will soon be a published artist! A portrait I did of a female model's head back in 1989/90 (my final project for a basic stuido art class junior year in college) will grace the cover of the JHSBSPH literary magazine, The Stew. More accurately, a photograph of this painting will be on the cover. I submitted this as a lark after seeing a request for cover admissions posted on a bulleting board -
I have to say I'm guessing I may have been the sole entry, but hey my painting will still be on the cover knowhati'msayin? Time to arrange for a gallery opening ..
I did publish a story in the Stew after being approached by the then edittor in chief - but the editorial staff cut so much out of my story I'm reluctant to submit any more prose - they can't do this to a picture though.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Test Entry

what up?
This is myfirst blog post ever - stay tuned to hear riveting details of my life as it unfolds before you!