Greetings All,
It's been a week since I checked in, and I know many of you are curious as to how my talk at JSM went. It went off pretty well, methinks..but giving a better than average talk at a stats conference isn't rocket science.. its like acing a 3rd grade test when you are a sopohmore in college. Most presenters I saw seemed to suscribe to a few age old gems of wisdom on speaking in public:
a) Always look at your shoes instead of the audience
b) be sure to mumble the last 15% of your discussion for each slide in your presentation
c) always better to display your entire paper on a slide, in 10 point font no less..
Anyhow, afterwards I went out to booze it up with a few biostats luminaries including Wes Eddings, Katie Ziegler and Dan Scharfstein. Minneapolis has more Irish bars than any other US city I've been to, including Boston. Some were good, some not so good...the key to choosing an Irish bar - avoid those with overly Irish names - PJ O'Flannagans, Clancy McPatricks etc.. the best Irish bar I went to in Minneapolis was simply called the Local.
I flew back on Northwest Airlines on Thursday - the flight was on time and uneventful..still get a kick out of the fact that Northwests acronym
NWA is diplayed all over their fleet. Two words for them -
Eazy-muthafucking-E. You know that guy was a real gangsta..although he kinda looked like
Donald Duck and sounded more like a
Chipmunk than a
thug.
It was good to be back with the boyz!!!! I missed them so - here are some recent photos for you to fawn over!

Micah and Amina cutting a rug at Belvedere Square!

Emmet getting busy!

Micah with a butterfly in hand!
So anyway, this weekend was kinda crazy because of aberrant sleep schedules on the parts of Micah and Emmet. However, we did squeeze in some fun, the highlight being a trip to Leakin Park in West Baltimore to ride some
mini trains with Rafa, Alex and Amina. This was the coolest thing ever - I would have given up all my piggy bank contents gladly as a young'n to have an opportunity like this! Riding these small trains around the park made me remeber my train enthusiast days, and my dreams of a train running through my basement to transport me all over the city. Micah ate it up and loved it..
On a side note, I notice a lot of "
Got Jesus?" shirts around Bmore..the latest takeoff on got milk craze (
Got Beer? Got Weed?, etc..will this ever play out?) I'm thinking there's an untapped market for "Got Satan" shirt to give an alternative religion spin on the craze. I'd welcome your comments on this - I think the black metal scene would jump on this. Especially
this guy - he definitely doesn't look as evil as he thinks, maybe one of my T's would seal the deal..